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Nuclear Winter Wonderland

by The Nuclears

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NUCLEAR WINTER WONDERLAND Well, the weather outside is frightful And the radiation ain't much better So bring a gas mask and a rifle 'Cuz we're goin' out to send a letter In the nuclear winter wonderland We're runnin' low on food and ammo, but I know a man He's got a bright red hazmat suit on He's got a twinkle in all three of his eyes He's gonna travel through the frozen wasteland We're gonna ask him for some needed supplies In the nuclear winter wonderland Maybe we'll finally get an opener for all these cans Michael wants some vital anti-radiation meds Kevin just wants lots of guns to blow off raiders' heads Bobby wants his girl back from the slave pits to the east And I just wanna see the sun before I die at least He's got a hoversled pulled by reindeer And all of their noses glow I can't wait 'til he finally gets here Through the toxic ash and snow Nuclear winter wonderland We're pickin' up jolly sleigh bells on perimeter scans RUN RUDOLPH RUN Out of all the reindeers, you know you're the mastermind Run run Rudolph, Randolph's way too far behind Run run Rudolph, Santa's gotta make it to town Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down Run run Rudolph, I'm reelin' like a merry-go-round Said Santa to the boy child, "What have you been longing for?" All I want for Christmas is a rock & roll electric guitar And then away went Rudolph, whizzing like a Shooting Star Said Santa to the girl child, "What would you most like to get?" I want a little baby doll that can cry, scream, drink, and wet And then away went Rudolph, whizzing like a Sabre jet


Merry XXXmas—which is a strip club, "Merry triple-X-mas," you know what I'm saying?


released December 15, 2015

Recorded, engineered, mixed, and mastered by Kit Benz.

Brian Dudolevitch: vocals and guitar
Mike Dudolevitch: guitar and vocals
Bobby Sproles: bass
Kevin Blatchford: drums and percussion

Additional keyboards: Kit Benz




The Nuclears Brooklyn, New York

The Nuclears are a rock & roll band from Brooklyn, NY.

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