Nuclear Winter Wonderland

by The Nuclears

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Merry XXXmas—which is a strip club, "Merry triple-X-mas," you know what I'm saying?


released December 15, 2015

Recorded, engineered, mixed, and mastered by Kit Benz.

Brian Dudolevitch: vocals and guitar
Mike Dudolevitch: guitar and vocals
Bobby Sproles: bass
Kevin Blatchford: drums and percussion

Additional keyboards: Kit Benz




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The Nuclears are a rock & roll band from Brooklyn, NY.


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Track Name: Run Rudolph Run

Well, the weather outside is frightful
And the radiation ain't much better
So bring a gas mask and a rifle
'Cuz we're goin' out to send a letter

In the nuclear winter wonderland
We're runnin' low on food and ammo, but I know a man

He's got a bright red hazmat suit on
He's got a twinkle in all three of his eyes
He's gonna travel through the frozen wasteland
We're gonna ask him for some needed supplies

In the nuclear winter wonderland
Maybe we'll finally get an opener for all these cans

Michael wants some vital anti-radiation meds
Kevin just wants lots of guns to blow off raiders' heads
Bobby wants his girl back from the slave pits to the east
And I just wanna see the sun before I die at least

He's got a hoversled pulled by reindeer
And all of their noses glow
I can't wait 'til he finally gets here
Through the toxic ash and snow

Nuclear winter wonderland
We're pickin' up jolly sleigh bells on perimeter scans


Out of all the reindeers, you know you're the mastermind
Run run Rudolph, Randolph's way too far behind

Run run Rudolph, Santa's gotta make it to town
Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down
Run run Rudolph, I'm reelin' like a merry-go-round

Said Santa to the boy child, "What have you been longing for?"
All I want for Christmas is a rock & roll electric guitar
And then away went Rudolph, whizzing like a Shooting Star

Said Santa to the girl child, "What would you most like to get?"
I want a little baby doll that can cry, scream, drink, and wet
And then away went Rudolph, whizzing like a Sabre jet

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